JUST WALK AWAY and ignore this is you are offended.
Seriously. trigger warning stuff blah blah might be ew gross…
It is the DAY after Nicole Johnson ‘s Birthday and I feel sorta sad that this didn’t happen and that no one gave her a cookie.
Here Lady…I give YOU a day after yer B-day cookie.
WTF HUMAN manager guy… A cookie? A DAMN COOKIE!?