*This guy is fine, he lives, he even laughs…. BUT :

FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS is super important…..

I HAVE NEVER SEEN BRUISING LIKE THIS FROM A DIVE.

(@ 3:48, look at the results of his failed dive after TWO DAYS.)

High dive. Point toes, go in straight. Really. It’s a thing.

I blame Scott Johnson because of the dive fail video HE posted I found this…It’s all his fault. Really. 🙂