Dear phone holder,
I’d really appreciate you trying to look less smug….
That superior face you are making is pissing me off.
My honest intention was to exercise and since that obviously did not happen, you could be decent and back up off the judgment some.
You don’t even hold mah phone to mah fin that well…and frankly, your holier-than-thou bullshit is making me wanna stab your face with my face…
…and my face is lined with stabbeh sharp teef and I will win.
Please die; okthxbai.
Signed,
Me
Bruce Shark Swims 