I don’t play, Crystal Michelle

And when called out, I respond.

Against all odds, and with much distress, I entered the local Mart of Wal, found the .96 cent Granny Panties and purchased a grip of them…

For you.

BECAUSE YOU WANTED THEM.

Got the box for shipping. All I need is a place to send them.

Blame Bobbi Jo Woods

*edited thank you Bobbi Jo Woods …

and Crystal M I would fully buy you granny panties, too.