I have to save this cat.

Send money for operation.

*EDIT: Please use Google to look up these words/concepts:

“Satire, humor, lotus seeds, sarcasm, small domestic cat anatomy”

Also, please read slowly, and notice there is no actual place to send “money”.

If you are at certain age where this feels scary and real to you, exit my feed and get an age appropriate book and read it. Thank you.