I have been forced to go on a 100% all juice fast for two weeks by my evil doctor.

Please, if you are sensitive to seeing adult sharks cry, moan and bitch….

And possibly use (O.K., definitely use) harsh language, don’t watch my unraveling.

It will be ugly.

THIS is why I don’t like seeing doctors, marine biologists, and icthyologists.

Two weeks.

Juice.

How will I liiivvveee?

IMMA SHARK, DAMMIT!

Below is a picture of how sad I am.

Look how sad I am.

So sad.