If you are concerned…read the tips at the end to avoid becoming a shark snack…

And for every “attack” in the Carolinas I had an alibi, so stop diet shaming me…I was juicing.

I bit no people.

But I’m back…and just in time for Shark Week.

Watch the surf, and swim safe.

…posted for Marc-Antonivs Gvzman who says I’m a heartless killer…see? I’m helping.