Dear crazy mean lady named Carla that everyone hates in the service department…

Being crazy and mean at people makes them take either a really looooonnng time with yer car, or possibly fuck with stuff while fixing your car.

If it was me, I’d fart like mad in yer car before returning it to you…like steenky fish farts.

I took a picture of where you were, because taking a picture of you would have made my phone sad.

500 dollars and a sammich say she didn’t get the complimentary car wash….