Dear feline companions…

Walking into the bathroom and farting while I’m in tub for severe back pain is a pretty messed up thing to do.

I feed, love, and shelter your furry asses.

Nice way to be.

This isn’t funny or cute, and it now smells like cat ass up in here.

I’d tell you to light a match, but you won’t… because you have no thumbs and you just don’t care.