Hey, not a white girl wearing yoga pants wearing Uggs, so don’t start.

Is just that I talk huge crap about Pumpkin Spiced wutever.

I ordered and tried these dreenks.

In a mostly sincere effort to not be a hypocritical asshat, I figured I should NOT bag without having even tried them.

LOVE pumpkin PIE.

Real made from scratch pumpkin pie.

I like eggnog with some “pumpkin pie spices”

on the top.

These dreenks were awful.

Liek nasty awful, left a gross taste in mouf,

Had to be rinsed off with hot black strong coffee nasty.

G Hartman….I tried…and I failed.

(p.s. yes I ated all whipped stuff off top before throwing away.)

(p.s. again…didn’t even pay for deez.)