SHARK SCIENCE ‘SPIRIMENT #326
For purposes of gaining knowledge and at great sacrifice to mah safety, I and mah esteemed colleagues present: Project Pumpkin Spice
We wear glasses, have equipment, and lab coats.
It’s all a double blind something non-biased unfunded by private industries thing.
Purpose: To ascertain if pumpkin spice, actual pumpkin spice, is nasty.
Experiment notes and sciencey stuff:
1.) Obtain Starbuck PLAIN latte, Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf PLAIN latte, cup of water, cup of bleach.
2.) Add precise amount of (shake liberally) Spice Island’s Pumpkin Spice Seasoning into various fluids listed above.
3.) Stir.
4.) Sample each fluid, report findings.
Findings/observations:
A.) Hot Starbucks latte with Pumpkin Spice introduced made beverage darker, and smelled like a pumpkin pie baking. Mixed quite readily.
Tasted quite gud, wud cosume again. Warm is the way to go here.
Infinitely tastier than a Starbucks Pumpkin Latte which was full blown nasty.
B.) Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf Iced Latte with Pumpkin Spice added was odd.
Floated around on top after multiple attempts to blend… eventually stuck to ice cubes.
Wasn’t nearly as tasty as the aforementioned beverage, but not foul. Left weird film on teef.
Made fetching and seasonal mustache.
C.) Water with Pumpkin Spice added…spice floated on top, refused to mix, and INSTANTLY upon sipping, stuck to teef, and tasted like water with pumpkin spice. Not thrilling, just weird.
D.) Bleach with Pumpkin Spice added…The spice floated for a few seconds, then changed color, and became viscous…Smelled like a laundry room and pumpkin pie baking, which was confusing, as it was comforting and chemical at the same time.
Tasted like battery acid, pie, Ajax, and went down more like a tapioca beverage.
Left teeth much whiter, (dazzling!) however stomach heaved, saw spots, (which is the opposite effect one wants in bleach) alarming burning sensation noted…
possible hospitalization may be required in near future.
Conclusion…
Pumpkin Spice can be fintastic when properly utilized.
Also, is vomiting red stuff bad if you consumed no red stuff?
Please advise.
Special thanks to : Bobbi Jo Woods Pumpkin Spice keeper of knowledge person, and educator of fud stuffs…
It is she who first informed g+ : Pumpkin spice has NO pumpkin, doofuses.
Also, G Hartman for reasons….but mostly to make her have to read about Pumpkin Spiced Stuff.
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