There’s trolling, then there’s unintentional trolling IRL…Which is some next level shit.
When searching our fields of holiday fucks, we found our field was barren…
So, we left up Halloween stuff, added Jack and Sally (who mah sister says looks like a high fashion hooker; I don’t see it) and added two strands of lights.
Done.
I knew it was a win when the heavy “Hey let’s go look at the pretty Xmas lights” traffic started and a woman shouted from her Escalade, “IT’S CHRISTMAS, YOU JERKS!”
Well, peace on earth to you, too, Felicia.
I like it…it took ten minutes and I’ll add Zero when I finish making him.
#killingchristmas
#waronchristmas
#myneighborshateme
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