OMG….JESUSJUMPINGCRIPESONACRUMPET

Please punch me in the face next time I take my mother “grocery shopping”….

Normally my sister takes her since mom’s car died..I came along to offer….uh, I’m not sure, really.

Lift stuff?

Since I am regarded as the “bad shark” of the family, this has been a super fun morning.

Also, WUT THE FUCK, I’M IN THE BACKSEAT.

Shudda taken the Shark Mobile.

/…..enjoys all the reviews of my failure as an adult apex predator….