Dear weirdo Squeak-
Please explain how this is even remotely comfy.
It’s like you do complex cat yoga in yer sleep, and it’s really, really odd.
It makes me feel real bad, man…like you are showing off how flexible you are.
Braggart.
Also, please stop barfing behind the sofa.
It’s not cute.
Signed,
Shark Cat Dad
Bruce Shark Swims 