WTF.

WTF.

I need to vent.

After feeding the mewling horde, at 3:30 a.m., I hear some outside shenanigans.

I go investigate to find orange “Sad Face Sarah McLaughlin ASAPCA Cat” HUMPING MAMA CAT.

Look, I ain’t trying to slut shame Mama Cat…so know that.

For the love of fuck Momma Cat…..

Don’t you remember giving birf to SEVEN BABIES JUST UNDER TWO WEEKS AGO?!

Remember the trauma and upset and well…..PAIN?

I also had zero knowledge “Sad Face Sarah McLaughlin ASAPCA Cat” was :

1.) Definitely male.

2.) Had it in him/her/whatever to even have sexah time…He looks old AF and always moves like a mopey whiny dork.

3.) Babeh Daddy Toothless is still hanging around near her, and now these two males fight over her…loudly…AT THREE A.M…..

It’s almost impossible to get her to trap her, and feral traps will yield possom, skunk, raccoon, OTHER cats or woodland creatures before it gets ho cat Momma Cat.

She is now so skittish that she bails when she sees us.

We’ll keep trying.

But…just………SONOFABITCH.

I’m super tired.

O.k. enuff whining.