You probably can’t see it, but that is a two inch long mantis

You probably can’t see it, but that is a two inch long mantis

Sister shark accidentally touched it, and I laughed at her and went to take a picture of heem…

AND THEN IT TURNED IT’S HEAD AND LOOKED AT ME AND WAVED IT’S CREEPY HANDS…

And I promptly and in a manly manner screamed like a little beotch and ran….

Determination: insects should not be able to turn their heads and stare at ya.

Bug heads should remain in a fixed position.

InB4: “mantises are super cool and Interesting” and all that.

Yep. I agree….super cool.

OVER THERE AND NOT BEING PURPOSELY CREEPY AND GRABBY.