In 2016, 31 people in the USA were killed by dogs.

In 2016, 31 people in the USA were killed by dogs.

Over 300 of ya slip and fall in bathtubs and die.

Well over *EDIT a metric butt-ton of you will die from flu complications.

Approximately 5,000 people a year die from choking.

I haven’t even touched on violence humans purposely perpetrate on one another.

I’m not the problem…mah kin aren’t your issue….

We rarely bite y’all, and when we do, it’s frequently because you are doing dopey stuff like poking at us or provoking us.

Our bites are usually not lethal.

Come swimming, relax….