SOOOO.

SOOOO…. I snuck back into mah local Target (they haven’t caught me yet) and there is this guy and his wife, nice looking couple, sorta confoosed by the narwhal….

So I saw he had his phone in his hand and I said :

“Hey… Narwhal Song…look it up…and I’m sorry ahead of time, because you will never forget the time a shark in Target told you to know the Narwhal Song…”

I swim away, silently, and hear :

The Narwhal Song blasting from the seasonal section of Target…and his wife laughing.

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