Author: Bruce Shark

I know him.

Good guy, largely misunderstood.

Great swimmer, makes killer ceviche.

Excellent dancer.

ITS ALMOST TIME FOR SPOOOOPY

HALP!

MAH CHILI AND CORMBREADS IS HAUNTED!

Apparently i need an alpaca for running around in circles in mah yard reasons….

FFS, lookit how happeh this alpaca is.

Uh….

HAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAA!

Normally I wudn’t ask….

BUT GIVE ME PROPS FOR FITTING 4 FULL SIZED STRAW BALES IN A SUBARU.

Now……how will I get them out?

This man was extremely cool, and wanted his hay hooks

…

Sooper spoooopy Halloween hooks.

/…….laughs heartily in Shark…..

O.k.

Does anyone remember Kita?

She was the neighborhood lived on our porch totally cool stray that some asshat shot with a .22.

The bullet fragments are still lodged near her hip, and she almost lost her leg.

Since then she’s been living in the back room/laundry bathroom.

Since our beloved Squeak died, I moved her to the living room.

She is a colossal whiny butt trilling chirpy mouthy PITA.

We love her and she is seriously 100% cat.

Everyone please say Hai to Kita, the lucky whiny butt.