
Lookit me.
Bein’ all peaceful and serene and shit.
Be nice to us.
We keep yer oceans healthy.

Lookit me.
Bein’ all peaceful and serene and shit.
Be nice to us.
We keep yer oceans healthy.

Dear random 11 year olds who try to start Hangouts.
No.
Shooo.

Dis me.
No toucha mah fuds, lady.
I KEEL YOU IN YER FACE
Stolen from someone that I cannot tag for some reason.
Lame.
Originally shared by Iris & Cats

Best spoooopy vampire cat.

Every year at this time I post Glurpo.
It’s really the worst clown of ever.
Underwater clown.

Yea.
Why we get kicked outta Target.
Bethany Montgomery Van Doren-Smythe III
Karen Lesbehonest

So, in depth question:
I’ve noticed this strange phenomenon at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and other Healthy eating stores…
The people who work at them are friendly and helpful and have great attitudes….but the majority and I mean massive majority of people who shop at these places are some of the grumpiest, meanest, nasty people ever.
I checked in with mah ego, it’s not me, I’m jolly AF, and over the years have asked the employees if it’s true or mah imagination.
Nope, they ARE truly high maintenance and mean spirited.
Why is this?
Mah sister says it’s lack of bacon.
Discuss.
OOooooooOOOOooooooOooo…..

Dear Starbutts-
WTF is with the cups, yo?
Draw mah own Autumn symbol?
InB4 “why you so butt hurt over a cup?”
I’m joking, ffs.

The Majesty.
The Beauty.
The Grace.
Stolen all sneaky like from Sam Gregory
Originally shared by Sam Gregory