Author: Bruce Shark

Dis me rite meow

Feel mah utter lack of shame.

Gud nite g+ life forms.

I’m gonna attempt sleep.

It’s been a super long hot day….not bad, just long and hot.

This was a well appreciated laugh.

TurtleCat did this every damn time we made the bed.

I’M HALPING!

You probably can’t see it, but that is a two inch long mantis

Sister shark accidentally touched it, and I laughed at her and went to take a picture of heem…

AND THEN IT TURNED IT’S HEAD AND LOOKED AT ME AND WAVED IT’S CREEPY HANDS…

And I promptly and in a manly manner screamed like a little beotch and ran….

Determination: insects should not be able to turn their heads and stare at ya.

Bug heads should remain in a fixed position.

InB4: “mantises are super cool and Interesting” and all that.

Yep. I agree….super cool.

OVER THERE AND NOT BEING PURPOSELY CREEPY AND GRABBY.

Vet just called me.

Squeak is in kidney failure.

Aside from meds, and special prescription diet…

That’s all that can be done.

Squeak is sitting next to me purring.

Seared giant scallops with angel hair pasta with a lobstah reduction sauce.

O, my……

Ciopinno…..

Nom

Super delishuuus.

Step gently as the Kirin…

Kirin, Japanese unicorn by Kaiyodo