Author: Bruce Shark

I honestly don’t know why I dig this so much….but I do.

I’d put this in mah outdoor covered huge patio where mah fully functional kitchen/BBQ/pizza oven lives.

Next to the grotto.

And the bar.

That ceiling, that lighting, that lamp.

Needs way better tub.

I’d stay here after a full day in a huge grotto pool then I’d call room service and four star chefs wud make me fuds.

Selma Hayek is involved somehow…

I’d repeatedly punch someone for this lamp.

I looked.

They are extremely expensive.

And I get why.

Same space nighttime lighting.

I’d lay mah weary salty self down with a good book and room service….

Also need this space to smell like sandalwood and spices.