Author: Bruce Shark

Guys…

Right on the heels of mah anniversary, I’ve lost another side chick internet girlfriend….

I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.

I think she might be speciest and hates sharks…possibly also hates chikkin.

I don’t think she believes me.

I’m ruined.

I had dumplings and they were delishuuus.

But this is a little bit sad.

It’s our 23rdth Anniversary, over 30 years together…

Go out for a nice dinner at new EXTREMELY trendy hip dumpling place….get a nice table in the back…

Order some yum shark fud….sipping our tea annnddd….

This song comes on over the restaurant sound system.

So very romantic.

Laughing ensued, and if asked, I’d say the frequency of laughter for us is the part of the very excellent glue that has worked for us these 30+ years.

Buffalo Bill…. dumplings….

Yep.

HAHHAHAHAHAAAA!

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Humans….. please remember:

A babeh shark is still a fuckin’ shark.

Happeh Monday.

Stolen from William DuBois

Originally shared by William

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Erryday.

Fredrick/Fredrico….demands fuds, pecks his children, poops on something.

I let him hang out because he’s just so damn purdy.

* Fixed hilarious typos

I knew there was something seriously fuckin’ wrong with the creator of Sea Monkeys…

Still bitter about Sea Monkeys….

Made up and sold to innocent trusting Sharklings.

I saved for weeks, damn him.

Nazi piece of poop.

I want answers, dammit.

Why does pulling out a misbehaving nose hair with tweezers feel like you are extracting part of yer soul?

WTF, nose hairs.

And why do sharks even HAVE nose hairs?

Jeezus.

I’m bleeding mah own blud.