Happeh fourth.
Oatmeal, people.
Stolen from mah favorite cat…..
/….looks at Grumpy Cat
Happeh fourth.
Author: Bruce Shark
IMMA SHARK
Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type.
I build/make/fix things.
OMAHGERSH.
OMAHGERSH.
Nicole Johnson I can finally make our semi-retired matching disco skating outfits!
/…..gets out mah sewing glasses….
Glitter fabric….
GO TIME
Stolen nicely from stuart richman
I DEMAND YOU GET UP, THROW YER KEYS IN THE BOWL, SNORT WUTEVER YOU GOT, POP OPEN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE AND:
I DEMAND YOU GET UP, THROW YER KEYS IN THE BOWL, SNORT WUTEVER YOU GOT, POP OPEN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE AND:
SHAKE YO MONEY MAKER WITH ME NAO.
1978.
Gold lame shirt unbuttoned but tucked in, half boots in Cordova Red, gold chain with Italian horn, Sassoon jeans skin tight, feathered hair…
Soul Train dance line, BEOTCHES.
DO IT.
o.k.
o.k.
Let’s try this again with a coffee and a grip.
I don’t like this fucker.
And mah mood is dangerous and I feel…..bitey.
Tempted to don a huge feather boa and some outrageous heels and go, uh…..”talk” with this asshat.
Look Geoffrey Snyder, it’s the GAY IS CAUSED BY STEENKY GHOSTS guy ….
WHERE IS MAH COFFEE, DAMMIT?!
WHERE IS MAH COFFEE, DAMMIT?!
This is me trying to git the kittehs to eat solid fud at 3 a.m.
This is me trying to git the kittehs to eat solid fud at 3 a.m.
Switching them to only day time solid fud training.
Mah blud pressure can’t take it.
I HAS A SHARPIE
I HAS A SHARPIE
O, rly?
O, rly?
I salute you…..Firewerks Hall Of Fame….
I salute you…..Firewerks Hall Of Fame….
These people don’t think I’m funneh.
Lighten up.
Git it?
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAA HAHHAHAAA!
Amanda Rachelle Warren
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Originally shared by Sara Vega
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