Author: Bruce Shark

This here birb also was trying to leave.

He is cute.

Also, sorta sassy.

This here lizard really wanted to leave with me.

He was sassy.

Amber Peall​

Here.

It’s tuff out there, take this.

And stop doing stuff that makes you crappy if even for just today.

Dear g+,

I am nao in the hospital for a sides transplant as mah sides have failed.

I will most likely not be able to pay mah hospital bills, as the cost is like elevenbility thousands, but I will be sueing the current administration.

Gud werk today, ploos….you destroyed mah sides, but lightened a rather alarming thing that stayed alarming but still made me gallows humor larf.

Please send real fuds.

Wow….

This is amazing….

So much detail.

Stolen from Jamma, but in a nice way.

Originally shared by Jamaa L

This is a 2D sketch…..

See?

Panic and fear mongering creates actual damage.

Your toasters, dogs, bathroom floors, cats tripping you, and vending machines are more treacherous/scary than I’ll ever be.

Let’s everyone calm the heck down and stop KILLING US.

And yourselves for that matter.

Humans kill the most humans.

Hoomins….

You are fascinating.

/….tilts head, watches you……..

COME AT ME IRL, JOE AND MATTHEW….FITE ME, BROS

Actually this is pretty accurate.

But everyone just let’s chill a moment….before ya start boooping noses and poking eyeballs, I might just be saying “HAI!”….

So be sure before you do these things to me.

Because I will become…..annoyed and grumpeh.

Stolen from a private share so I cud share with you.

Covfefe maker, brand new, runs tremendously…

Bruce’s Camp Honey Badger….

During summer camp here at Camp Honey Badger, your offspring will learn:

1.) How to properly clean a bathroom, toilet included.

2.) Shop for, budget, and prepare at least 10 different full course meals, that will feed a family of five…also, kitchen duty clean up skills.

3.) Gardening and basic homestead repairs.

4.) Build and safely start a fire.

5.) Set up tent and campsite.

6.) Create several gifts suitable for various holidays.

7.) Swim.

8.) Write three different letters, from greetings/ social, apology, and holiday/gratitude.

9.) Pet care… bathing, trimming nails, brushing and play time for Healthy Pets.

10.) How to meditate and reflect.

11.) Self esteem and completion of projects.

12.) Self protection and violent assault avoidance and basic survival skills.

13.) How to budget and save money, long term gratification skills.

14.) Appropriate table manners.

15.) Speech skills and public speaking and interaction.

16.)** I forgot laundry skills. They will learn how to do all parts of laundry, and clothing care, including ironing a shirt, pants, skirt, etc.

* Extra sharking skills offered for a small fee.