Dear Shark Mobile
You just got new feets.
Why you have nail?
Why?
/…..sits in weirdly comfy chair…waits.
I have a massive headache.
Dear Shark Mobile
Author: Bruce Shark
IMMA SHARK
Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type.
I build/make/fix things.
Salmon, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, mushrooms, wild rice and a light dill sauce.
Salmon, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, mushrooms, wild rice and a light dill sauce.
Shark noms.
O, humans…..
O, humans…..
Please be kind to one another when you can.
Fight and stand up for good.
Work to end suffering.
And hug a kitten.
Originally shared by Morrow Andrea
Baby lulls the cat to sleep
Humans ask me about seals and *sea lions;
Humans ask me about seals and *sea lions;
why I eat them….
I AM SAVING YER CHILDREN.
Yer welcome.
stolen from Frederica Mussolini
Originally shared by Tammy Stoned
Trust me, the kid probably started it. #jerkkids always start it.
Why is maryjwannas pic up with this word?
Why is maryjwannas pic up with this word?
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!
Tiffao 티파니……..so so so wrong….
………. Wut?
………. Wut?
/…..scratches head with fin……
Wut?
Fredrick the sparkle chikkin came to visit us again.
Fredrick the sparkle chikkin came to visit us again.
He is on mah shark cave roof nao.
Shannon Shoffner
I saw this going around again, here’s the animated version.
I saw this going around again, here’s the animated version.
I’ll be gone most of the weekend doing an artish thing…hope everyone has a gud one.
Stolen and reshared.
Stolen and reshared.
Brilliant.
The seas will save you.
Originally shared by Sarah Rios
If I’ve already shared this before then too bad… I’m sharing again! This is the coolest thing you’ll read all day.
Bruce Shark Swims 