Author: Bruce Shark

ZOOOOOOOMMMMM……

HAI.

Ooooooooo……

I need a 3D printer.

That face when you smell gud fud….and you gotta get some…

We sleep.

Here is mah sister, sleeping and swimming directly into the current….

If you were able to hear her, she is snoring.

Told ya.

Fake crying, set us up….

She approached some people saying she wanted to fake a shark bite/attack to make her video go viral…they declined and she found someone else who would.

Heh. Told ya.

We don’t need any moar villification, thx.

Shoo, you beeg faker face.

Apologize by making a video about how sharks really are, and donate some money for shark friendly research.

These are our babehs.

Please leave them alone.

They are doing normal babeh things, this is where we LIVE.

Go to moar heavily populated beaches for the time being.

Thank you.

Hey…

Look who is ready to go home.

Sparkle unicorn is done, Cyndi S. Jameson​​

Also glows in the dark.

I’m crying….

O jeeezus

Uh- oh…..

Throat hurts a bit.

Time for tea and honey and……cupcakes?

Wut’s yer favorite itchy throat remedy?