Author: Bruce Shark

So while I’m werking, I decided to watch Finding Dory for the first time.

This movie is messed up.

WTF

Since this morning was so fun….

I am now going to swim into various places of bidness and attempt to git fuds for free.

Wish me luck.

Need halp making sign that sez “THROW FUDS AT MOUF!”

O geez…..

There is a woman who just walked in SUPER PISSED…

She had her tires rotated and oil changed yesterday and she thought that included “new tires”….

So, for $59.00,she thought she was getting all new tires, and came in YELLING.

I’m sitting here cry laughing and the guys are trying not to lose it and keep shooting me looks as they try to explain to her what tire rotation is, and how much new tires cost.

BWAHHAHAHAHHAAHA

Need.

NEED.

Grumpy Cat​ curse you….

Oil change for the Shark Mobile.

They are remarkably chill for having a huge shark sitting in the waiting room…

Someone breeng me a snack, I may perish.

Some day I will travel to Copenhagen to find them.

Expect me.

thanks stuart richman​

And we will have dreenks and fuds Halfdan Reschat​

Gudnite goof balls.

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