Author: Bruce Shark

GUYS LOOKIT!

Got the damian willcox​ book I ordered!

So Happeh…..If you aren’t following​ him and seeing his little zillas, you need to fix that.

I have a t-shirt with babeh zilla in floaties.

“YOU AREN’T THE BOSS OF ME!”

I call this ; “You gonna learn, little man…”

Tagging mah sister Random Shark​ for reasons

Stolen from Stripes The Tiger​

Originally shared by Farhaan

O, this is gold

Watch it nao.

I’m gonna be rich

Stolen from Valdis Klētnieks​

Originally shared by Shava Nerad

cat box ad wins the internets

I am a former VP of Marketing, and I think I just adgasmed.

Mah face when beotches cut me off when I’m driving and then flip ME off….

I’m not the asshole, you are.

Here’s a babeh birb the sharkling saved this morning.

Chirp.

Still hurts, man…

Nicole Johnson​…..Nothing compares to you.

▶ Nothing Compares 2 U (Edit) by Prince

https://m.soundcloud.com/prince/nothing-compares-2-u-edit

Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

https://dumbbirdsfieldguide.tumblr.com/?og=1

Thanks Amber Peall​

I can’t sleep.

So here’s you a murder cat.

Mountain lions are majestic and will rip yer face clean off.

Originally shared by Lilia Fernandez