Author: Bruce Shark

Happy birfday, old men….

Eric Milliken​

QbanShark Pilgrim​

GO be old and wise and stuff.

Thanks, Doc….

Informative, yes.

Enjoyable? Ah, NOPE.

Dude, please tell me that last part was vet humor.

Squeak butt scooted once 15 minutes ago, which is A HUGE “NO NO NOOOOO”,

…and earned herself a nice trip to “The Place of Much Water” (that she hates unless YOU are in tub or poopin’) and she knows if door closes, well…

… it’s bath or time for some super fun anal expression.

She already has forgiven us, and is purring after snacks.

It’s Spring, and this is common for cats and dogs at this time of year.

Remember to check them, and schedule an appointment or do it yerself WITH A HELPER to hold them, and bribes for immediately after.

Because they EXIST.

Ultimate flooofs.

Also hey lookit, Random Shark​ and Bethany Montgomery Van Doren-Smythe III​

West coast people….Eyes peeled for him.

Share if you wanna.

Originally shared by Corey mcc (weelittlestabby)

Asked by a fellow agent to pass this along. http://www.kptv.com/story/35153669/police-searching-for-missing-camas-teen

Mah frond Unknown Figure Flores​….Read that sign.

IT HAS COME.

They are building it, and I will be there.

I will take notes for you.

You come out here, beers on me.

Not literally ON me, but I’m buyin’.

Also best thing, thank you mah lovely frond Mz Maau​

This is us on a road trip.

O, yusss…..

Because Grumpy Cat​ is best cat.

This is wonderful.

Aw shit…..

Because of Jamaa L​ made me fall in a YouTube hole with his animal voiceover post, I am hurting.

Mah sides have left, I have no sides…

Christ I’m dyin

Ever have those days when it seems: people have lost their sense of humor, when humans swarm to yuk someone’s yum, when people can’t seem to live and let live?

Most of the time, I just shrug.

Today, it’s more lame than usual.

I say: “BITE ME!”

Please join me in a primal yawlp, and yell BITE ME!

And for the rest who are uptight and feel the need to shit on everything:

JEEBUS CHEESY CRIPES…..take a lude, smoke a bowl, pet a critter, or go sit in time-out.