Author: Bruce Shark

Probably NSFW….

I get a lot of requests for nudes…

It makes me uncomfortable.

Only because I feel compelled to defend mahself,

I post this picture of mah ass/junk.

For moar delicate followers, I apologize for mah crass explicit photo.

Rolando R​

Mah ass/junk: it is sinewy muscular and a thing of beauty and awe.

U.K. Peeps….

Anyone in U.K. that has an eBay account….

Please help.

No one ships to USA, and I need this for someone who will probably die w/o it.

I looked all over, there aren’t any here.

I will pay you 40 dollars plus P&S to get it to me.

HELP, my British Brethren.

SIGNAL BOOST!

I donated, cuz: helping kids… plus HeatherFace will shave her noggin.

^/

You go, fierce soon to be bald woman.

Originally shared by Heather Lorenz

“Hey I was gonna donate to that fundraising thing that Heather’s doing, what was the link again?”

WHY HERE IT IS, GOOD FRIEND!

Thank you everyone for your contributions so far!

Moving slower?

Feeling a bit defeated?

SCREW THAT…

BE FABULOUS SLOTH.

Sharks don’t run…

…….but I did wake up at 4 a.m., stretch, pushups, planking like a boss, yoga, go for a quick run (barfed a spleen, no big) sat (meditated) had a light breakfast, pre-made a salad with MEAT and some cheese for later.

Now I am moving s…l….o….w….

I maybe tasting MAH OWN BLUD, but:

IMMA FABULOUS SLOTH SHARK.

(please donate mah organs and the remainjng carcass to science, okthxbai.)

MARINE KNIFE HANDS…..

I have no idea why this make me silly laugh, but it does.

YOU EVER GO NITE NITE?!

When you are the youngest sibling and you try to get yer older sibling in trouble…

Random Shark​ I remember doing this.

It never worked.

“Mom told me to tell you to shut up!”

Gently borrowed from Jamaa L​

Originally shared by эд щ.

«Станиславский сказал бы: не верю!»

Ooooo, waaaaannnnt…..

MMMLLLEEMMM….

MMMLLLLEEEEMMMM….

LOOKIT!

IMMA MACARON!

EAT ME!

Great story, fintastic recipe!

Thanks to mah favorite cat…..