Author: Bruce Shark

I LIKE THIS MUSIC….

if you do not, please go away to the lame side of the yard….I will punch you in the junk.

DANCE WITH ME, DAMMIT.

GETT OFF….

/…..puts Speedo on…..

Do the dog catcher…

Must be the the dog in me…..

YEEEESSSS…..

TAKE ANY RESTRICTIVE CLOTHING FROM YER SEXAH BODIES….

DANCE WITH ME!

DANCE WITH ME NAO….

GIT A TICKET, GIT ON BOARD!

Don’t hate me because I’m wrapped in a luxurious handmade scarf from Murphy Jacobs​ while chomping on a phenomenal cheese and imported salami platter….

/…..stretches….

IT’S GUD TO BE SHARK.

Squeak is in a super gud mood….

Can’t you tell?

Mah chocolate is spoooopy.

Got a huge crush on this woman.

This is crazy amazing.

LOOKIT DIS HERE GINGERBREAD CASTLE!

Thanks to the festive Grumpy Cat​ for alerting me to moar jaws oneness from mah beloved Creepy Christine.

O, boy….

The red, blue, and green expansion boxes have arrived.

O, boy.