Author: Bruce Shark

GO CUBS!

Write me in, if I win, you’ll get a place in mah cabinet….

From Joey C​ who is actually a nice person, so I hear.

Originally shared by ****

Don’t forget; you can always write in!

Bruce Shark for Prez!

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This makes me ridiculously happeh….

One of mah favorite movies of ever….

Stolen from Sarah Rios​ who stole it from someone else….Jawsome!

Originally shared by Sarah Rios

HALLOWEEN

Decoration level 9000.

Rescued from a private share.

Got mah expansion pack…Imploding Kittens

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Check the “Cone of Shame”….

I’m prepared.

Are you?

Tactical spork.

STABBEH STABBEH STABBEH

When it all falls apart.

Kragle.

It’s gonna be fine.

This is fine.

Everything is fine.

Charles Moore​….for reasons of being fine.

Why are there never sharks on the ASPCA commercials?

Some of you will get this….

Some of you will relate to this….

Some of you desperately need to do this…

“It’s time to stop taking shit….scorch the damn earth before you.”

Anger can be a tool.

Guess who missed us?