Author: Bruce Shark

Kids?

What about ME?!

I need these.

“Do you think she is handsomely paid?”

O_O

omgerrdd.

Watch the video.

Turn up sound.

Teeny hooves.

ded.

So, you think you can tell?

This is my thinking music.

I will love Pink Floyd til the day I die.

Hai, g+.

Happy first day of October.

Woot.

Squeak no care.

Keeping mahself tethered…..

Can’t stop, won’t stop….

THIS IS HOW I GO.

Covered in chicks.

IMMA CHICK MAGNET

Thanks Hari Bhanu​

Almonds on mah cat.

Squeak thinks I’m an asshole.

Illutian Kade​ she isn’t fun right now.

Dear weirdo Squeak-

Please explain how this is even remotely comfy.

It’s like you do complex cat yoga in yer sleep, and it’s really, really odd.

It makes me feel real bad, man…like you are showing off how flexible you are.

Braggart.

Also, please stop barfing behind the sofa.

It’s not cute.

Signed,

Shark Cat Dad

Ooo.

Cheese.