Author: Bruce Shark

Hey Babeh….

GAAAAAAAAAA……

I JUST ATE AN ALMOND WITH A WORM IN IT

I nao has parasites and will prolly suffer

Gud nite, humans.

O.k., everybody just calm down….

The odds that I’ll bite ya and you’ll die:

1 in 3,748,067….

And if you breeng snacks, even less likely.

Pro tip: We like meatball sammiches and bacon burgers…also, rum.

Friendly public safety reminder…

Yer buddy,

-Bruce

Ever get the feeling yer bein’ watched?

The Doll.

The Empress.

The Great Lady Chablis….

Has departed, 9/8/16….

Savannah has less shine, less sparkle.

“Two tears in a bucket; Mother fuck it.”

NICE….

Shark in shark sized shark pajamas.

SHARKCEPTION.

Thank you April Olson​.

Don’t know how ya do it, but you do.

“Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”

He didn’t.

Yea, real nice, TYLER….

OW.

It was just a nibble, dude.