Author: Bruce Shark

GODDAMN NASA

Most parents love their offspring.

We do.

But we also LIKE our sharkling.

He’s fintastic, compassionate, funny, and bright.

He is his own….he amazes us, daily.

It’s gone by super fast.

Happy birthday C-man.

BTW, 16 doesn’t mean you are driving the Subaru just yet.

Art by the phenomenal Rob Alicea.

Happy 16th birfday, Sharkling.

So amazed by you.

Because Bigscrod wants cake​ put it in mah head.

Your dad seemed like a funny guy.

I’m glad you got his sense of humor.

……..and….

….here’s me assuming the “sick as a bitch” position on the Sofa of Illness and feeling super sorry for mahself.

Someone make me some soup, dammit.

This is me giving me a pep talk.

I got this.

Sometimes the interwebs make me happeh.

MFW I decide a double dose of Zzquil and a hot bath will make me feel better.

Purple drank.

“FEELINGS……WHOA, WHOA, WHOAAA FEEEELLLLIIIIINNGS…..”

I feel tired of coughing.

This is stooopid.

Make it stop.

Originally shared by Jon Traylor

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