
From beyond the grave, I plan to necromance mahself with shark dose of this shit here.
Nyquil had failed.
I will live again.
I will rise again.
#homeselfnecromancy

From beyond the grave, I plan to necromance mahself with shark dose of this shit here.
Nyquil had failed.
I will live again.
I will rise again.
#homeselfnecromancy
O.M.G.
O_O
Originally shared by 티파니Tiffao
Psstt Bruce Shark..Sharks are up!
#shark #alexsolis #adorablecircleoflife
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Say that five times fast.
I’m probably dying…or even ded nao.
Squeak is a weiner, and is sleeping on my gills.
I’m willing mah vast Lego collection to Dave Thompson.

I have a theory.
Tom Kha Kai soup kills germs.
I’m horribly sick, and my gud frond brought me mah most favorite soup just nao.
Thai soup makes sharks better.
Thank you.

That 2 a.m. tuna melt….
O, YESSSSS…..
Come to me, mah salty crusty lovely.

I post silly, potato, jawsome, or weird shit.
Most of it original content, and pretty damn goofy.
It’s a coping mechanism for being in a state of feeding frenzied hunger 24/7.
If I’m not edgy enough for you, or I don’t seem intelligent or thought provoking, cool.
It’s not hurtful, and it’s o.k….really.
Don’t follow me.
I don’t like fighting and drama on my threads.
I’m not a babysitter…there is no g+ court to be heard, your case isn’t being reviewed for “being right on the internet”….
Every one is free to have their say/opinion/feels/ thoughts….AND I’m not the fucking March of Dimes nor are my threads legally bound to any appreciation of your freedom of speech.
Say whatever you want.
Post whatever you want.
On yer your own posts.
If you are picking a fight or fucking belligerent, causing drama due to severe butthurtness, I’ll probably delete shit, and not think twice about it.
If yer jimmies are rustled, I want you to know many people here find your tears are salty and delishuus…and still no one really cares.
IMMA SHARK.
(*Feel free to copy pasta…I made this extra saucy for the purpose of future use.)
Below is a picture of Hannibal cooking the livers of the ridiculous and rude.
Mmmmm tasty.
YEESSSSS….
HAPPY SEPTEMBER, G+!
Dance to some EW&F with me nao.
/….shakes shark booty

Humans build amazing things.
This makes me dizzy.
Needs more water.

On mah dollar rite meow.
Hemp farmer.

Help.
I’m filled with candy and people hit me.