Author: Bruce Shark

Picking up nephew from battle of bands thing.

Girl almost killed his dental work in mosh pit.

Snort laughed.

And yes, he’s a shark, and he’s hungry.

Fud.

YUM.

Sharks eating sushi…family feeding frenzy.

On Bolsa Chica beach today…..

Define “aggressive”…..

….and crawling on the planet’s face, some creatures called the human race…..

Nite, g+….Let’s do the Time Warp.

Antici……..

Yea.

Thanks for the workbook which doesn’t represent my species in any way.

How many carbs does seal or dolphin have?

Is it o.k. to eat a blue fin tuna with a side of sardine?

How much will I suffer for chomping that surfer?

On National Shark Day, even, left out in an entire workbook about dieofbeetuus.

Bastards.

I added myself in there….still feels bad.

READ HIM.

Read the Rick.

Grabs you by the dangly bits and doesn’t let go.

Happy birthday week, Rick Wayne​

Originally shared by Rick Wayne (Author)

It’s my birthday this week, but you all get the gift! I’ve discounted my entire catalog. All of my books are 99 cents (or free). Help spread the word! It only lasts until it runs out of steam, so jump while you can.

This includes my near-future sci-fi superhero-ish conspiracy thriller THE MINUS FACTION, which concludes with Episode Six, coming this summer:

“A unique brand of justice, morality, and heroism.”

“Gripping, immersive, entertaining.”

An enigmatic mastermind assembles four people with exceptional talents and offers them everything they want in exchange for the impossible—but with the promise that not all of them will survive.

THE MINUS FACTION is a cliffhanging near-future serial about extraordinary abilities and how not to use them. Each of the six novella-length episodes tells a complete story while unraveling the relentless global conspiracy threatening to hack the human race!

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Rick-Wayne/e/B00AKDPL0Q/

Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Rick%20Wayne%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/minus-faction-episode-one/id907959470?mt=11&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/author?id=Rick%20Wayne&hl=en

Weeeee!

Shark Awareness Day.

We are good and keep oceans healthy.

Thanks Kimberly Hurlbut​!

Originally shared by WWF

It’s Shark Awareness Day on 14 July! So we’re wondering… how well do you know your sharks?

Who can name this incredible species?

For the answer and to find out why they urgently need protection, head to: http://wwf.is/Wt1F302duso

IDIOT….

Put mah brothers and sisters, mah family, BACK when you catch us…

Stupidhead.