Whew.
Sharkling assembled a team and they have washed and painted seven bear proof trash cans which will now be bear proof food boxes.
Hole digging and placement with buried cinder blocks tomorrow and next Saturday.
It is happening.
Thank you everyone!
Apparently he and his wife and three babehs live here nao.
I can’t make this shit up.
So, huge amount of us in jury service are taken to the courtroom.
Judge starts going thru the whole “who can serve, who can’t serve and why not” thing…
The judge tells us the case is about asbestos, and will run about 13 days.
A woman dressed like SNL Dana Carvey’s Church Lady says,
“I can serve, I’d like to serve….and I’m not sure the court will want me on a jury…I am prejudiced about THE GAYS.”
ASBESTOS….. THE GAYS..
WTF
As I sit here…..I feel like Red….
“There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone and this old man is all that’s left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It’s just a bullshit word. So you can go and stamp your form, Sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit.” — Red
Called in every night to check if I had to come in for jury service….
Last night, they said, “Yep you bet yer busy shark ass….report to the courthouse at 8:30 a.m.”
/….sigh…..
DAMMIT.
They never ever ever pick me….after the first round of questions to potential jurors, I am sent home.
Tell me something funny….I’m already grumps.
I just spit water all over mahself cough laughing.
It wasn’t THAT funneh, Rice.
See?
Same look.
Right now she is indignant that I ate a burrito in front of her.
How dare I eat mah own fud.
One year ago today….
The kitten sweater vest to prevent the digging at surgery site….it was comical.
Lux still makes this face.
BECAUSE OF YOU, g+….
28 Cinder blocks
6 bags of concrete
28 heavy duty galvanized anchor screws and washers and bolts
4 gallons of blue paint
3 yellow spray paints
Six rollers and trays
6 drop cloths
Rented huge weird ass Home Depot truck that steered like a boat (a beeg one) for transport.
And a bunch of other supplies too numerous to list….
Have been purchased….his project is a go.
Approved and ready to make it happen over the next two weekends.
More thanks than you can know….yer generous help has made this possible.
I love you all….
-Bruce Shark and fam
Again…..strip club/casino or private residence?
It’s magical.
/…..makes it rain on house….
Bruce Shark Swims 