Author: Bruce Shark

This is the best thing I’ve seen today….

stole it from someone.

WATCH IT NOW, DAMMIT.

When I was a little shark, I had this sleeping bag, circa 1970’s.

It was cool AF.

Everyone was jellis at campouts sleepovers.

Wish I still had it.

Doritos rock.

Rick Wayne​

SO HAPPEH.

Shark Mobile, Vader 5, is driving *swimming smooth.

New feets.

Yissssss…..

I’m on dis here skateboard.

GRRRRR….I LOOK FIERCE.

Hangouts works now…which is jawsome.

Still gotta get new phone.

Do you see wut I see nao?

Also, I’m starving.

LAME SUPER LAME.

Suckage, your name is phone…

Hangouts Mc Hangoutsons

Well…it has begun.

The phone is dying a sad slow death.

I cannot access hangouts…so anyone who sent me a message, I’m not ignoring you, really.

Shark mobile needs four new tires, and I’m not paying 900 at dealer….so Costco it is.

New phone later in the month.

Send me a pm if it’s important.

Reaper in bumper car, by Banksy.

Nocturne, by Whistler.

For my ghostly harbor master friend.