Author: Bruce Shark

Watching The Conjuring.

First tip: if the dog won’t come into the new house, you’re fucked.

O_O

yep.

moar of this is exactly wit the doc ordered.

thanks Joey C​

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LOOOOOOKKKKK

AAAAAAATTTTT

THHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH

CUUUUUUUUTENEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT IIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!

Shark nerd squee again!

Thank you, Bobbi Jo Woods​….

IT’S FINTASTIC!

look, I haff overbite!

🙂

Helping mah family is a good thing.

For them AND humans…

Keep our oceans clean and functional.

Keep sharks alive.

SHARK ON

Johnny Zed​ and TDB Gryffyn​ thanks for spreading the word. You guys rock.

I understand, kitteh….

Me, too.

Wait-that counts as empathy!

WOO HOO!

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GUESS WUT?

SHARK NERD

love you, too.

Bobbi Jo Woods​

Shark confession:

I regularly swim thru the fancy car wash to keep mah skin supple, and smell nice.

Also, barnacle removal.

They know me here.

The brushes tickle.

HOLY MOTHER OF BABEH JEBUS.

If I can smell yer perfume from 7 yards away AFTER you’ve passed, you are overdoing it.

In a huge way.

If I can TASTE IT after I take a sip of coffee, you should get fin smacked.

Perfumed coffee not tasty.

/….rinse mouf out with salty water…..

picture by the fintastic Michael Muller.

No, srsly.

Lookit how sad I am.