Author: Bruce Shark

Wow.

Flattered.

That’s a commitment.

I’ll be happeh to “sign and validate” that for ya,

with a chomp mark.

COME HERE.

TFW:

You said you’d do that social thing with a friend and now you can’t back out.

O, Hai there.

****EDIT

Just wanted to say real quick that before all the crap starts on the new summer shark movie

“The Shallows”…..

**IMMA WHORE**

I was PAID…O.K.?

Paid fat cash (also some tuna and seal) for mah ROLE in a MOVIE

I HAVE A FAMILY, DAMMIT.

Don’t see me coming around ragging on your careers/jobs….regardless of what horrible tasks you perform to obtain your living wages.

Also, I KNOW that sharks wouldn’t do 90% of this crap, so relax….it’s a movie…And imma shark.

Suspend reality for a bit and eat your damn popcorn and RedVines and STFU.

I’m doing the best I can.

(Blake was nice and I don’t have anything bad to say about her so stop gossiping, you old gossipy cats….get a sauce of milk, Linda.)

To all you mothers.

Happy Mommy Day.

Chill. Here’s a babeh cat.

That moment when:

you wake up in a hotel and have no idea where you are.

There are weird and awesome amount of pillows up in this place.

Pinks and greens for the lovely Mz Maau​

second picture is a tower of flower power.

let’s try again

very very niiiicee.

jacuzzi time.

heh heh heeehh…

it’s been forever since I had a buzz.

Dear Cadillac Margarita….

I love you

I wanna be on you.

Waaaaaaaaaa

Damn showoff…

Melanie Mills​

Hey Kimberly Chapman​

This is wut I look like cosplaying as a sparkle chikkin.

I’m purdy.