Author: Bruce Shark

Shellfish.

I caught them and ate them.

I’m all sinning and stuff, Kimberly Chapman​.

Excuse me.

So sorry to disturb your 17th nap of the day.

Hostile face.

Life is surreal at times…

At the hard core car wash because the Vader shark mobile is a dirty dirty boy….and I can’t wash it mahself at present.

I remember coming here over 38 years ago with mah dad.

It’s almost identical.

Simon and Garfunkel I AM A ROCK is playing.

These guys are surprisingly chill for having a shark as a client.

Life is weird.

I’m old.

MRW….well, to a lot of things today:

1.)Ted Cruz (AKA Zodiac Killer/Reptilian Alien)

2.) Mah migraine that finally left.

3.) Pile of work on table.

4.) Pile of unopened bills.

5.) THAT thing, THIS thing, THOSE people, and THAT thing/human in particular.

6.) Vampires.

“I am his eyes, he is my arms; we are best friends.”

Two men plant over 10 thousand trees….

“They are like green soldiers.”

I had the sharkling watch this, for perspective…

Our lives aren’t hard in many ways.

We have so much we take for granted.

It’s a good reality check.

thanks, you know who.

I might have a migraine

but I am VERY HAPPY with this t-shirt!

Love it!

Shark squee sounds

So, some of you are all into the deep sea live Mariana Trench camera thing.

I thought I’d do a swim-by to liven up the view a bit

because jellies and crabs are cool, but it was needing some shark.

See wut I do for you, even in pain?

Thank you to Amber Peall​ for coordinates for swim-by.

it’s 1:11 a.m…

this is non non non non heinous

mah head is splitting open, and I expect pinchy angry babeh crabs to crawl out….

please drill a hole on mah head and let out the pain demons.