Author: Bruce Shark

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Remember “The Thing”?

SHARK WEEK FUD AND COCKTAIL….

Beeg fat asada burrito, Lime Jarritos, Mango Vodka….

Chill out and watch GREAT WHITE SHARK BABIES….

Thanks for not killing us, we are important to the health of our shared oceans.

Much love.

LOokit I’m swimming and biting ……

Swim bite swim bite……is it giffink?

Stolen from Gorgor Gor

HOLY MACKEREL.

IT’S MEEP!

He’s perfect…..and such an awesome surprise!

Ah, Meep….you broke mah salty heart.

Tracy Thompson you are BEYOND LÖÖPS.

This kid…. THIS KID.

He saves the dog, he explains it’s just TOO DAMN HOT.

He speaks for us all….and has the feels.

THIS LINK ALSO WORKS https://choiz.me/post/60902601

Surfers refer to us as “the men in grey suits”….

We are doing our bidness, leaving them to their surfin’.

I always wondered what would happen if you used melted T2 and made something with it….

This is hilarious so I stole it from Dave Thompson who also stole it….. because it’s funneh.

Originally shared by Dario Volarić

SHARK WEEK COCKTAIL TIME!

I call this BLUD IN THE WATER.

One and a half shots of vodka

Two ounces of pomegranate juice

One ounce pineapple juice

Pour over short glass full of ice.

DREENK UP, YA BAIT BAGS.

IMMA GUD KISSER.

COME HERE KISS ME.

Thanks Dan J. Wilcox Dan J. Wilcox for not even tagging me so I had to steal this.

Originally shared by Dan J. Wilcox

Awww-What do you have to worry about?