Author: Bruce Shark

This is by far the most alarming thing I’ve seen this evening…

O_O

this roo is hooked up and wants to throw down.

“U wot m8?”

gud nite.

Squeak….

The epitome of feline grace.

O_O

i need a baker’s dozen of these, please.

Bobbi Jo Woods​ Shannon Shoffner​

Originally shared by Moshe B

Run kitty run

Oooo, YEEEEAAAA….

SHARK PARTY UP IN DIS CAVE, Y’ALL…

Thank you to Heather Hult​ for the amazing fronds, we are having an impromptu rave…

The GlowSharks are showing up later…

/……turns up Prince…..shakes shark booty.

You are a true shark pal.

(The Mr. Bill postcard is getting framed and going in the Hall of Jawsome.)

LOOKIT!

Breathtaking jawsome pictures of us.

Sharks are incredible, and this man makes it clear we are mostly peaceful and cute.

🙂

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Please keep an eye out…

Imma bout to drop mah next album:

“Feeding Frenzy Up In This”

With your favorite hits:

“Tasty Thighs”

“You Can Swim, Girl, But It’s Hopeless”

“Slippery Seal”

“No, U!”

“Underwater Love”

“Sexy, Salty, and Sinful”

“Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Mediterranean too, Boo”

“Got Yer Leg, Chad…You Dead”

*Available for birthdays, weddings, mitvahs, anniversaries, funerals, company parties, and buffets.

I just preordered MINE.

Go get this book about ME…

It’s all true….a fascinating, raw, and sometimes titillating peek into my life.

A. Jean Berman​ Thanks!

Originally shared by A.J. Barton

Paging Bruce Shark​…

Met the artist and creator of this, the amazing Dominic Qwek….

He is so incredibly talented, it’s really just a happy thing knowing he does this for a living.

Dominic Qwek makes me look good.

Real Good.

His sculptures are also mind blowing.

Check him out.