Author: Bruce Shark

Yep.

All full.

Only dreams now.

Nite.

(Having alienated mah entire family with mah gaseous emissions….deviled eggs are worth it.)

LOOK!

IMMA CHICK MAGNET!

Happeh Bunny Egg Day/Easter wutever you celebrate Day, g+ “peeps” !

Mah entire life, I get crappy fortune cookies.

Or, NO FORTUNE AT ALL.

Look. I got a nice one.

I may faint from shock.

April Olson​ and Eric Milliken​

The Eggening….

It is upon us.

HA.

There…..right back atcha, Sister.

Mouse on yer head.

Hey, does anyone else have a cat who drops their toys on your head while yer sleepin’?.

Squeak makes sure to drop this mouse toy on mah noggin every night….actually, early morning, like 3:30 a.m….

Meowing, squeaking……plop.

Toy mouse on head.

It’s not very subtle.

Lookit!

I’m cranky, and I have a coloring book!

/….color color color.

John Ward​ Woooo hooooo!

HEH….

/……..dances in car…..

Romeo Void​….I’m looking at you, sexah beotch.

IMMA NYAN SHARK!

I’m wearin’ a pop tart, and travelin’ thru

SPPPPAAACCE.

Thanks, Grumpy Cat​.