Author: Bruce Shark

SHARK WEEK GRUBBAGE

Shark dip

One can of Hormel no beans chili

One can black beans, drained

One jarof cheesey queso

Nuke for three minutes covered.

Add sour cream and blue tortilla fin.

Beeg bowl of blue tortilla chips and give everyone bowls to grab some shark dip.

YUM

Weird shark facts: shark embryos can sense danger, and my bite force is approximately 4,000 PSI.

SHARK WEEK COCKTAIL TIME:

I call this the Blue Fin

Recipe for two:

2 oz Kraken Spiced Rum

2 oz Blue Curacao

1/2 cup coconut milk

1/2 cup pineapple juice

1/2 a banana

Buncha ice

Blend and shake yer booty while it gets frosty

Pour and dreenk.

O HAI!

Please don’t be alarmed or afraid.

I am Carcharodon carcharias, and among the largest of the mackerel sharks.

I am torpedo shaped, and sexah.

It takes me about 26 years to reach sexual maturity and the females of our species don’t start reproducing until about 33 years of age…..so, we really need to LIVE a while before we can make babehs.

Please don’t keel us.

We are majestic and fintastic and keep the oceans we all need healthy and top notch.

This week, hug a shark.

OOooooooOOOOooooooOooo samurai rings

Verdict: FINTASTIC….

I’ve made three of these so far, they are quite delishuuus.

Wud dreenk again.

The red cherry juice sunk fast….but it was there.

30 years of SHARK (ME) WEEK!

This cocktail will be happening.

Shark fact: sharks have taste buds inside their mouths but not on our ‘tongues’….

Taste buds are not located on the basihyal, but on the papillae lining the mouth and throat of the shark. Taste buds help the sharkdecide if the prey item is suitable to eat prior to swallowing the item. All sharks have a tongue-like structure called a basihyal.