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IMMA SHARK Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type. I build/make/fix things.

To the asshat crusin’ down mah street at 12:15 a.

January 22, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

To the asshat crusin’ down mah street at 12:15 a.m. with the huge speakers thumping yer shitty wanna-be gangsta music:

Git outta yer duct-taped POS, AND fite me mano y fin, you thick browed, skinny legged, ducklipped whiteboy turdmuffin.

SHARK RAGE

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O, rly?

January 22, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

O, rly?

Glasses War?

K.

#glasseswar

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Sighting, super huge….chikkin.

January 22, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Sighting, super huge….chikkin.

Gud night.

Notifications still a mess.

What did I miss?

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So, I’m watching Transparent, and it’s riveting.

January 21, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

So, I’m watching Transparent, and it’s riveting.

Some of these adult children I wanna smack around…and since I’m aspie AF, I can’t tell if I’m supposed to hate/dislike them or not…

Tambor is amazing.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/3471/s02/
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Wow.

January 21, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Wow.

thanks Cindy Grotz​….

SUBSCRIBED.

https://youtu.be/EhLBxc25PRI
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This is Willow.

January 20, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

This is Willow.

She’s a wolf.

Sometimes her human brings her outside so we can see and pet her.

This picture doesn’t really show you how huge Willow is, her human is a big guy.

Lex Larson​…Wolf!

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Sharkling outgrew stuffed critters.

January 20, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Sharkling outgrew stuffed critters.

Pretty sure I murdered approximately 60 stuffed animals last night.

Shrink wrapped. Laughed like a sonofabitch.

if there is a Hell for this activity, I’m going there .

#thepurging

Amanda Rachelle Warren​ this closet/room is clean.

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So, sometimes when you get your hair did, people don’t recognize you.

January 20, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

So, sometimes when you get your hair did, people don’t recognize you.

Had an old picture of Sean Badoud​, and wanted everyone to see: Hair or no hair, it’s still SEAN.

See the man behind the hair, and stop the judgement.

I personally liked the highlights, he worked it…

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DEADPOOL…

January 20, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

DEADPOOL…

O, Holy Mother of Chimichangas…

I CANNOT WAIT.

thanks for posting Robert Partridge​ and hey Cindy Grotz​ OMG OMG OMG

Originally shared by ****

Well … guess I’ll finally be seeing one of these in theaters, then.

http://www.geeksofdoom.com/2016/01/19/early-deadpool-reactions
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I am 2000% sure I’m related to this guy.

January 20, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

I am 2000% sure I’m related to this guy.

2000%.

Might have done this to a man sleeping in his car.

Might have.

https://youtu.be/gGyhkK1Uods
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