Author: Bruce Shark

Probably gud nite.

Eat a banana.

This bunneh had a better vacation then most of us will ever know.

SHARKS ROCKING OUT.

Lookit wut we got?

Thanks Suzanne Roberts​ and Nello Jennings​

the sharkling and I think they are fintastic!

❤ ❤ ❤

Banana for scale, Pixie no care…eat scale banana

Tiny noms.

Have a gud day.

Bobbi Jo Woods​ Stacy Frazer​, Dana Geppi​, Tracy Thompson​.

It’s *TIME to play:

“Mah sister took mah phone and snapped a pic”, WUT IS IT?

Nite Goofballs.

Yep.

Every time you post fud…I do dis.

you know me, Bobbi Jo Woods​.

Originally shared by Bobbi Jo Woods

When Bruce Shark sees your foodporn posts on his ‘puter…

O, hai!

NSFW, language and rage.

If you are an adult and follow underage people, belong to teen and younger groups for the purpose of “chatting/getting pics/trolling for whatever” and you are a behaving in a pedo manner/are a full pedo/creepy AF in the worst way, I can’t stop you, but please, don’t follow me, and kindly go the fuck away and seek help.

Almost every single person I’ve helped train in self protection/rape prevention, regardless of gender, has experienced some creepy shit as children…and it fucks people up for a long, long, long time.

Growing up is difficult enough without some fucking deranged perv trying to get at you.

I’m protective AF with my family and friends.

Pedos: I will IRL fuck you up if I ever catch you on the street…Throat punch fuckers until they choke on blood. Leave kids alone, ffs.

In a shit mood, and I need to get some stuff done.

Cartoon and work/ art time.

So I’m just sitting enjoying the evening air and a coffee when a dude tells me that the CIA is doing “experiments on the citizens”…..

/…. O_O

Hope I’ll be OK.

Gudnite.

Foil up.

Today can just suck it.

Seriously.

Mah desire to stab all things with mah face is alarmingly high, even for a shark.

I’m going back here, into mah watery cave…

You are welcome to join as long as:

1.) You breeng snacks

2.) You aren’t an asshat.

3.) You like water.

4.) You don’t want me to clean or lift and move stuff.

5.) You have a funneh story or laugh at stuff easy.

Grumpeh shark mode almost deactivated….

I’M GONNA CUT YA, FOOL.

….with teeny tiny pocket knives.

Found these cleaning out a tool box.

They really werk.

stabstabstabstabstab.