Author: Bruce Shark

If I ever saw this IRL, I’d buy it.

It is potato spirit animal.

*EDIT :

His Name is Mister Taters MojoRising

And yes.

YES.

DEADPOOL FTW.

Liked it.

Good job.

Sharkling got the magic.

Hey guys.

I’m gonna be offline for a bit.

I made an appointment for Turtle at vet to be put to sleep..She’s not doing so good.

She may not make it until then, so I’m gonna work next to her, and keep her comfy.

My shark heart is sad.

She had a good life.

Drop a big log….

https://youtu.be/-0F349E2dXE

If it’s not fun, I want you all to STOP.

Srsly, stop buying shit, get every one still on your list a journal or a box of crayons.

A bottle of whiskey.

If it’s not feeling good, and you are hating this crazy process, please just STOP…

I know several people right now that are whipping themselves into a frothy fury and obsessing about gift buying, and most are sorta past what they can afford to be spending.

Invite someone out for cocktails instead and catch up with them.

Call someone or mail someone who is having a shit holiday due to loss or pain.

Take a bunch of that money you wudda spent on some ungrateful little shit and give it to a women’s shelter or throw a surprise tiny cheese and wine party…anything, really, other than feel pissed about something that’s supposed to feel good.

don’t buy shit for people you don’t like.

don’t buy shit for people who have too much.

don’t buy shit in a bad place emotionally, you are spreading emotional contagious mood-ebola.

IF you are gonna continue to buy shit and run around, please develop a jolly fun devil-may-care attitude and shop with wild and joyous abandon…

Pretend you are at a strip club and “make it rain” at Target, The mall, William Sonoma, Sur LA Blah Blah, where ever the hell you shop.

And please video and post paying for shit that way because it’d be comedy gold.

But have some damn fun already and stop bitching…if you are spending money, that means you are doing o.k…so you are already doing better than 85%- 90% of the planet’s population.

Just sit down, and allow yourself to NOT have holiday inspired guilt and anxiety…

Sorta defeats the whole “Peace on earth” mojo.

And it’d a holiday-boner-killer in a large way.

However, if you see these boot sandals, buy them for everyone. EVERYONE.

Water heater fix’d.

Grateful for hot water.

Someone get me a beverage and a sammich.

And, yes, I have bubbles…real sharks are secure.

Dear hot water heater…

I hate you.

You have the worst timing ever.

Fuck off.

Sincerely,

Bruce Shark